FARM EL BAYA · TESTOUR · SUMMER 2026
Where men are forged, in the earth.
A seven-day retreat for men who are done coasting. Physical work. Cold mornings. Real food. Honest conversation. No wifi dependency. No performance. Just the work of becoming who you already know you should be.
01 · ARRIVAL
Transition from the city to the site. Setting the intention. The first fire.
02 · THE BODY
Days 2 & 3. Physical testing. Calisthenics, breathwork, cold exposure. Finding your edge.
03 · THE LAND
Days 4 & 5. Working with the soil. Beekeeping. Harvesting. Building. The farm as teacher.
04 · INNER WORK
Confronting the internal silence. Honest dialogue. Meditation. The transition back to self-governance.
05 · DEPARTURE
Closing the circle. Integration. Return to the world with a new baseline.
For men who feel the gap between who they are and who they could be. For those who seek discomfort as a teacher. For honest conversation without social performance. Warning: this is not a spa weekend.
Who is this for?
Men ready to work physically, speak honestly, and spend a week close to the land.
Do I need to be very fit?
No. You need willingness, not performance. Sessions scale to the person.
Is there internet?
There is signal when needed. The retreat is designed to reduce dependency.
How do applications work?
Send your email. Mahdi reviews each application individually. You will hear back within 48 hours.
15 spots. Applications reviewed individually. Not everyone is accepted.
You will hear back within 48 hours.